me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner me: rubs eyelid me: who the hell is bucky
"It’s two-thirty am and I’m laying beside you, listening to you breathe. It’s three am and I’m drowning in thoughts that I’m not good enough to be your forever and always."
"It’s 2am and I’m lying in bed with nothing but the idea of you and I."
— (via clumsiest)
*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!
put it back
Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again
why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow
I just want you to love me, exactly as I love you. Is that too much to ask?
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
the other version
I like the second one better.
a modern hero